God Bless Rich White Feminists like Hillary Clinton

Without powerful rich Caucasian women like Hillary Clinton to defend us, feminism would be simply destroyed by people of color. These simple-minded, albeit basically nice people, are too naive to understand complex concepts like poverty, malnutrition, illiteracy and homelessness. And their women are even more backward than the men. That is why a powerful, wealthy white woman can make such a difference. She can make decisions for these poor women of color and teach them what is best for them.

But also, no one understands what it like to be downtrodden like Hillary Clinton. She knows what it is like to be poor, hungry, have no health insurance and worry about going broke and homeless.

This is because she is a Strong Woman. And strong women feel the pain of all other women. Whenever a group of women decide you are a strong woman, it automatically gives you the power to know what all other women are thinking and feeling and experiencing. It is part of what makes women superior to men. It is called Empathy. This is why Hillary Clinton knows what it is like to be this woman:





Or this one:



Ever yours in Sisterhood!

Strong Women FTW!!!

Behold as Carmela Soprano really lets Tony have it as she blasts him for being unfaithful to her. And then Tony says some stupid ridiculous things about Carmela staying married to him for his money and power and the other material things he brings to Carmela's life.

Total bullshit! Carmela is a strong empowered woman who stayed with Tony because she loves him. And also for the kids. And she is a living embodiment of the values of compassion, fidelity, grace, womanly martyrdom and sacrifice just like Hillary Clinton.

Sometimes, strong women stay married to rich, famous, powerful well-connected men who cheat on them, give them expensive presents and make them powerful by proxy. This doesn't make such women weak or unscrupulous. It makes them martyrs.

Martyrdom is one the key ways in which Strong White Feminists gain sympathy. It's a good thing. We just have to make sure those colored types don't get too much of it.

Ever yours in Sisterhood!

Hillary Clinton is a Role-Model for Another Strong White Womyn: Carmela Soprano!!!!

Brilliant! Strong White Womyn just love Our Hillary!!! And no one is stronger, tougher and more graceful under pressure than our beloved Carmela Soprano. Carmela Soprano personifies all the values that make White Womyn Feminists superior to everybody else: beauty, charm, grit and above all: Independence!!! Carmela Soprano is one strong independent womyn who is a true survivor. Hat's off to you, Carmela.

Ever yours in Sisterhood!

Bill Clinton Blasts Unempowered Weak Female Obama-Supporter

Take that, you weak un-empowered submissive fool!! This is what you get for being a tool of the patriarchy. This is what you get for allowing the patriarchy to brainwash you. This is what you get for supporting an Evil Powerful Man like Obama in taking over the White House.

When you, as a white woman, support a black man over a powerful white woman, that powerful white woman's bigger, more powerful, white husband is going to yell at you for being a deluded traitorous bitch and scream at you and publicly humiliate you and make you shut up and go away.

THIS is what women's empowerment is all about. Yay!!!

Ever yours in Sisterhood!

Fascist Arugula-Eating Pansy Men Gang Up On HiIlary !!!

Disgusting!!! Just look at how these elitist men in their pansy-ass suits and their college-boy haircuts denigrate Our Hillary!!!

And to top it all off, some Ungrateful Black Man joins in and gangs up on Our Hillary. God alone knows what he was thinking. Who knows what he would have done to her if no one was there to defend brave, bold, beautiful Hillary.

But really those arugula-eaters are the worst!!!

Have you noticed how much Obama supporters seem to love eating expensive leafy vegetables?

It's ridiculous. Not to mention anti-American. Wait, I don't know how pricey collard greens are, though.

Real Americans eat good hearty all-American fare. Like potatoes. Cabbage is also acceptable.

Ever yours in Sisterhood!

Sister Hillary Shows the World that Not Seating FL and MI Delegates is Just Like Slavery

Testify Sister Hillary!!!

You go girl!!!

Fighting against the kidnapping, torture, rape, abuse and enslavement of an entire people is EXACTLY like arguing for for some delegates to gett their vote counted even though their states wilfully broke the election rules.

From the Patriarchal Assholes at Politico :

" She said "there's a reason why so many have fought so hard and sacrificed so much. It's because they knew that to be a citizen of this country is to have the right and responsibility to help shape its future. Not just to have your voice heard but to have it count. People have fought hard because they knew their vote was at stake and so was their children's futures.Those people, she said “refused to accept their assigned place as second-class citizens. Men and women who saw America not as it was, but as it could and should be, and committed themselves to extending the frontiers of our democracy. The abolitionists and all who fought to end slavery and ensure freedom came with the full right of citizenship. The tenacious women and a few brave men who gathered at the Seneca Falls convention back in 1848 to demand the right to vote."

That's right Sister. To us Strong White Womyn, it IS all the same. Enslaving a black woman is EXACTLY like a middle-class white Florida womyn not getting her vote counted.

Having a slave-owner hold you down and beat you and force his penis inside you and then throw you out and make you toil in his cotton fields all day long under the hot sun with little food and water is EXACTLY like a middle-class white Michigan womyn not getting her vote counted.

I'm sure those naive little black people are grateful that we understand what their ancestors went through.

Suffering is universal after all.

Ellen Malcolm: Defender of White Pride

Today marks yet another day that Sister Ellen stands tall with Hillary Clinton in solidarity with White Womyn everywhere.

Today marks yet another day that Sister Ellen stands firmly WITH Sister Hillary in support of Sister Hillary's proud remarks that Honest Honorable Hardworking Real Americans aka Us White People would not vote for that black fellow.

Thank you Sister Ellen!

White Pride!

Ever Yours in White Sisterhood!

Naive Ignorant Black People's Website Asks if Black Women are Also Women

No silly, black women are not women. For that matter, any woman who is not supporting Hillary is not really a woman, but a Tool of the Patriarchy.

From BlackVoices.com:

"WomenCount reportedly was organized "to ensure that the 51 percent of American citizens who are women have their values and votes counted in the political process."

In this primary season, black women have voted overwhelmingly for Barack Obama. Should their voices be heard? Should their votes be counted? Are they not women?"

Let me make it simple for them to understand. No, they are not women. We use them as toys, tools and implements to make us feel Empowered.

A black woman reads Toni Morrison and feels immense pain and sorrow at the fates of her black characters because those people could have been her or her relatives. A Strong Empowered White womyn reads her books and enjoys the delicious taste of victimhood, and uses the fact that she read that book and Felt Their Pain as evidence that she is not a bigot like those Dastardly White Males.

Strong Sister Geraldine Takes her Smackdown on Sexist Blacks Tour to Fox News

Yes, Sister Geraldine, blast that ignorant minority fellow away with the sheer power of your words.

Make him go away, Sister Geraldine. Make the black man go away.

His turn will come later. Not now. And if they continue to be ignorant and unenlightened, maybe not ever.

Ever yours in Sisterhood!

Strong Sister Geraldine Ferraro Puts Ignorant Sexist Black Man in His Place

Preach it sister! Any man who brushes his coat while you talk is being a filthy lowdown sexist. Dust is misogynist!!! After all, the most famous man named after Dust is Dustin Hoffman, a MAN!!!

And don't that young dumb inexperienced lez Rachel Maddow get a word in edge-wise either. Everybody knows that lesbians secretly want to be be like men and that makes lesbians the Ultimate Tools of the Patriarchy.

Ever yours in Sisterhood!

Real Women are White

Kim Gandy, President, National Organization for Women

Susie Tompkins Buell, Founder WomenCount PAC and Sister Hillary's close friend


Ellen Malcolm, Founder EMILY's List


Geraldine Ferraro

These brave warrior women who run with the wolves and still have time to reapply their eyeliner are the fierce keepers of the Sacred Feminine. The Defenders of the Precious Yoni. As long as that Yoni is a white woman's.

Sieg Heil, Sisters. Crush that naive inexperienced black man under your pedicured white feet.

These women speak for ALL women. Not just naive, ignorant and sadly unenlightened minority women, but also privileged, educated, smart, strong white women.

My Girl Hillary Blasts Ignorant Person of Color Mahatma Gandhi

Brilliant!!! THIS is how us True White Feminists fight. For far too long, people of color have been stealing our thunder and making us feel inadequate and foolish. Finally, a woman who tells it like it is. Bravo Hillary! Bravo for being tough enough to stare down the powerful Minority Machine and give it the finger!!!

Ever yours in Sisterhood!

Women of Color Can Be Such Ungrateful Wretches

I just saw the most unfair post from the lazy people of color writers at Resist Racism :



These minority race writers actually have the temerity to complain about what us white feminists have done for them. Can you believe it??? This is bullshit. The picture is titled: What White Feminism Looks Like.

And the post says:

"From left to right: Mary-Louise Parker, her adopted baby from somewhere in Africa and the child’s nanny.

Not pictured: the baby’s mother in Africa."

Rise up against this flood of crap Hillary Clinton!!! I cannot believe that these minority people (whatever the heck podunk continent they're from) actually dare complain after all that we have done for them. If it was not for us, these people would still be anorexic burka-clad morons hiding behind their husbands and pregnant and barefoot in the kitchen!!!

This is why these people simply do not deserve to be in the White House.

Ever yours in Sisterhood!

Hillary Clinton Blasts Obama for Not Being White

Behold our Good Sister Hillary battling the evil black patriarchy as she makes clear to that well-intentioned but not very bright black man that she is indeed the better candidate for real Americans. Real Americans for Hillary!!!! White Pride !!!!



This is by far the boldest bravest declaration of White Feminist Pride I have ever seen.

Susan B. Anthony has nothing on My Girl Hillary.

Yeah!!!

Really, minorities need to learn that this is just not their time. Please go away and come back when we summon you.

Ever yours in Sisterhood!

Ellen Malcolm is a True White Sister

No one better understands the danger us White Sisters face from unenlightened people of color-types like another White Sister. Ellen Malcolm of EMILY's List is one such brave sister who fights on strong and hard raging against the naive and foolish black candidate.

Just read how Sister Ellen blasts the stupid betrayers at NARAL when they stabbed Our Hillary in the back:

"I think it is tremendously disrespectful to Sen. Clinton - who held up the nomination of a FDA commissioner in order to force approval of Plan B and who spoke so eloquently during the Supreme Court nomination about the importance of protecting Roe vs. Wade - to not give her the courtesy to finish the final three weeks of the primary process. It certainly must be disconcerting for elected leaders who stand up for reproductive rights and expect the choice community will stand with them."

I cannot believe those naive fools at NARAL don't understand that people of color, while well-intentioned don't really care about their women's uterine integrity. One cannot trust a person of color to do the right thing and ensure that us white sisters can have abortions at a time of our choosing. Only a white candidate can do that.

You get a Gold Star, Sister Ellen.

Thank you for doing your part to dismantling the enormous threat of the Black Male Patriarchy. Black men have a long tradition of oppressing and threatening us humble white women. Lord knows what might befall Good Sister Hillary if women like Ellen Malcolm did not pour her considerable financial and political resources into defending Sister Hillary against unenlightened people of color.

Ever yours in Sisterhood!