Without powerful rich Caucasian women like Hillary Clinton to defend us, feminism would be simply destroyed by people of color. These simple-minded, albeit basically nice people, are too naive to understand complex concepts like poverty, malnutrition, illiteracy and homelessness. And their women are even more backward than the men. That is why a powerful, wealthy white woman can make such a difference. She can make decisions for these poor women of color and teach them what is best for them.
But also, no one understands what it like to be downtrodden like Hillary Clinton. She knows what it is like to be poor, hungry, have no health insurance and worry about going broke and homeless.
This is because she is a Strong Woman. And strong women feel the pain of all other women. Whenever a group of women decide you are a strong woman, it automatically gives you the power to know what all other women are thinking and feeling and experiencing. It is part of what makes women superior to men. It is called Empathy. This is why Hillary Clinton knows what it is like to be this woman:
Or this one:
Ever yours in Sisterhood!
Monday, May 26, 2008
Strong Women FTW!!!
Behold as Carmela Soprano really lets Tony have it as she blasts him for being unfaithful to her. And then Tony says some stupid ridiculous things about Carmela staying married to him for his money and power and the other material things he brings to Carmela's life.
Total bullshit! Carmela is a strong empowered woman who stayed with Tony because she loves him. And also for the kids. And she is a living embodiment of the values of compassion, fidelity, grace, womanly martyrdom and sacrifice just like Hillary Clinton.
Sometimes, strong women stay married to rich, famous, powerful well-connected men who cheat on them, give them expensive presents and make them powerful by proxy. This doesn't make such women weak or unscrupulous. It makes them martyrs.
Martyrdom is one the key ways in which Strong White Feminists gain sympathy. It's a good thing. We just have to make sure those colored types don't get too much of it.
Brilliant! Strong White Womyn just love Our Hillary!!! And no one is stronger, tougher and more graceful under pressure than our beloved Carmela Soprano. Carmela Soprano personifies all the values that make White Womyn Feminists superior to everybody else: beauty, charm, grit and above all: Independence!!! Carmela Soprano is one strong independent womyn who is a true survivor. Hat's off to you, Carmela.
Take that, you weak un-empowered submissive fool!! This is what you get for being a tool of the patriarchy. This is what you get for allowing the patriarchy to brainwash you. This is what you get for supporting an Evil Powerful Man like Obama in taking over the White House.
When you, as a white woman, support a black man over a powerful white woman, that powerful white woman's bigger, more powerful, white husband is going to yell at you for being a deluded traitorous bitch and scream at you and publicly humiliate you and make you shut up and go away.
THIS is what women's empowerment is all about. Yay!!!
Disgusting!!! Just look at how these elitist men in their pansy-ass suits and their college-boy haircuts denigrate Our Hillary!!!
And to top it all off, some Ungrateful Black Man joins in and gangs up on Our Hillary. God alone knows what he was thinking. Who knows what he would have done to her if no one was there to defend brave, bold, beautiful Hillary.
But really those arugula-eaters are the worst!!!
Have you noticed how much Obama supporters seem to love eating expensive leafy vegetables?
It's ridiculous. Not to mention anti-American. Wait, I don't know how pricey collard greens are, though.
Real Americans eat good hearty all-American fare. Like potatoes. Cabbage is also acceptable.
Fighting against the kidnapping, torture, rape, abuse and enslavement of an entire people is EXACTLY like arguing for for some delegates to gett their vote counted even though their states wilfully broke the election rules.
" She said "there's a reason why so many have fought so hard and sacrificed so much. It's because they knew that to be a citizen of this country is to have the right and responsibility to help shape its future. Not just to have your voice heard but to have it count. People have fought hard because they knew their vote was at stake and so was their children's futures.Those people, she said “refused to accept their assigned place as second-class citizens. Men and women who saw America not as it was, but as it could and should be, and committed themselves to extending the frontiers of our democracy. The abolitionists and all who fought to end slavery and ensure freedom came with the full right of citizenship. The tenacious women and a few brave men who gathered at the Seneca Falls convention back in 1848 to demand the right to vote." That's right Sister. To us Strong White Womyn, it IS all the same. Enslaving a black woman is EXACTLY like a middle-class white Florida womyn not getting her vote counted.
Having a slave-owner hold you down and beat you and force his penis inside you and then throw you out and make you toil in his cotton fields all day long under the hot sun with little food and water is EXACTLY like a middle-class white Michigan womyn not getting her vote counted.
I'm sure those naive little black people are grateful that we understand what their ancestors went through.
Today marks yet another day that Sister Ellen stands tall with Hillary Clinton in solidarity with White Womyn everywhere.
Today marks yet another day that Sister Ellen stands firmly WITH Sister Hillary in support of Sister Hillary's proud remarks that Honest Honorable Hardworking Real Americans aka Us White People would not vote for that black fellow.
I am a Strong Woman. I believe in the power of women. I deeply admire brave empowered women like Gloria Steinem and Heidi Klum. I think Maya Angelou's poetry is magnificent. Too bad she is one of the few enlightened women of color around.